1. Know the fine line between sarcasm and being a bitch.
Oh, there’s a fine line, and it’s so easy for the sarcastic lady to cross it. Remember that guys are drawn to an independent, opinionated, funny gal. They steer clear of a nagging, cut-throat, ruthless witch. Witch can also be spelled with a “b.” Duh.
2. Don’t be sarcastic too soon into the relationship.
When you open your door and see your blind date, it’s best not to verbally speak your first impression. Say he’s wearing a hideously ugly orange shirt. Try to refrain from any pumpkin references. I’m sure he has other clothes. Better yet? You can take him shopping. Duh.