14 Super Hilarious Ways To Break Up With Your Lover Before Valentine
As February 14th fast approaches creativity may be required to escape the pressure that comes with buying gifts for that special someone.
Here are some not-for-married-couples lines to achieve this.
1. 16 missed calls? You killed my battery, so you are capable of killing me. It’s over!!!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!