If you’ve got boobs and you’re worried about how to keep them perky, you should check out these 5 remedies I’ve rounded up. If you’re worried that you don’t know which celebrity would best voice your cat, that’s really on you, though I’ve available to help if you need a listening ear.
1. Stop smoking, fool!
Guess what. Smoking is super bad for you. It can give you cancer. It can give you heart disease. It can make your teeth fall out. It can make breathing impossible.
Still want to smoke?
Well, it also ages your skin prematurely, and not just certain parts of your skin that only you can see: we’re talking boob skin. Smoking reduces your blood flow and tobacco itself damages skin’s collagen, which is essential to having young looking skin.
So if you won’t quit for your own health, quit for younger looking boobs.
2. Dieting ain’t your friend.
If you want perfect boobs, learn to love yourself.
This is both a trick and not. The truth is stuff like yo-yo dieting puts a real strain on your skin. Gaining and losing weight stretches out your breasts and ages them prematurely.
But more than that yo-yo dieting leaves you in a terrible spiral that makes self-acceptance impossible.
You’re going to get old. Your boobs are going to start to look like older boobs. There are a million things you can do to try and change this, but maybe instead of fighting nature, we learn to love our changing bodies instead, moles, warts, those extra 20 pounds and all.