5 Sex Positions We’ve ALL Been Doing Totally Wrong
Sex, it’s pretty awesome. Also, we need to do it in order to make sure that the human race doesn’t go extinct.
Talk about a sexy as hell biological imperative, am I right?
When you become a sex-having pro, nothing is more awesome than spicing up your sex life with all manner of wild or saucy sexual positions. From cowgirl to blooming lotus, there are sex positions for every mood, occasion, and level of inebriation.
While us normal average everyday folk aren’t maybe as flexible as say, working professionals like porn stars, we tend to think that when it comes to sex positions we aren’t making any major errors.
That’s where you’re wrong! I’m here to tell you that sex positions mistakes are running rampant, and it is our duty as lovers of sex to stop them in their tracks.
Here are the top five sex positions mistakes that you probably don’t even know you’re making.
1. Missionary position.
Missionary. It is the sex position you probably know the best. It doesn’t really have a lot of bells whistles, but it gets the job done and then some.
You probably think you have this one in the bag. After all, what could you possibly be doing wrong when you’re job is literally just to lay on your back and keep your toenails from digging into his back?
But let’s be real: It could be better.
Here’s a quick way to improve your missionary sex, have your partner practice total coital alignment.
That’s exactly what it sounds like, have him align his penis with your clit and not your vaginal opening. This means he’s going to be penetrating you with downward thrusts that come in close contact with your clit making for hotter sex for everyone!
2. 69 sex position
Here’s the biggest mistake everyone is making when they use the 69 sex position:
DOING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
In theory, practicing oral sex in tandem should be really hot, but theory is different than reality.
When the two of you 69 you are both missing out on the opportunity to enjoy what you’re receiving AND the chance to focus on what you’re giving.
Honestly, I have no hacks for 69 other than BURNING IT TO THE GROUND.