For many men, anal sex brings mixed emotions. For some, it’s highly sought after and unattainable. For others, it’s not that big of a deal. And then there are those men who know that anal comes with its own set of unique “problems.”
1. The fear of getting poop all over their weiner. Not to be blunt or anything. Yes, using a condom prevents that. But as the saying goes, “Bears don’t stick their paw in a beehive and expect it not to get sticky.” Rationally, guys know they’re not going to pull out and discover their penis is some sort of chocolate-covered banana, but in reality there’s obviously the chance of some… messiness. The truth is, he’s probably going to need a really good scrub down afterwards. And more than likely he’ll also have to shampoo his pubes a few times. Shampoo. His. Pubes. Let that sink in.